BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Hi hi!

Who wants to be my Robin? I SHALL RUB YOUR FACE BETWEEN MY BAT-THIGHS! MAKE IT STICK MAKE IT STICK!

Question: Who is horny? I am Batman! I am horny! I want to make you love me! Do you love me?

We must play some mafia! If we work together we can kill the mafia and you can be horny with me we will make it together! Squeeze my muscled apendage! There's an app for that.