Mid-life crisis man? I'm not the guy who got a Harley and set my face on fire to feel young and hip and cool again like old Ghost Rider or whatever he calls himself these days. I used to know him as Ian. I have embraced my wrinkles and low hanging scrotum quite happily I'll have you know. I like tending to my bonsai trees and walking my dog, Andre. And cage hugs. Can't forget the cage hugs. Do you want one, Doomy? I'll make it extra sweaty for you.