Can;t fool the almighty Thor!
To be fair, the almighty Thor is doing a pretty good job of that all on his own.

Hey anyone wanna hear a joke? it goes like this:

One day, Thor accidentally sat on Mjolnir. Unfortunately for him, his hammer managed to go up his bum. It took him hours to get it out. Later on, Loki asked him how he was feeling. He said, "I'm Mighty Thor."

I'm here until I get lynched folks.