Heroes & Villians Mafia XXII Game Thread: Day 3

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Thank you for intervening Psy, I was busy sewing a pillow.

Everyone could take a page from Zach's Crotch and learn to thank people. Thanks for showing courtesy, Zach's Crotch, it's what saves us from being savages and monsters.

I just... what? You bold green texted some stuff and that means you saved him? Saying "Hey guys I'm a distraction for the mafia." In public, for all mafia to see doesn't quite make you a distraction.

If you're talking about how you saved his life, how they wont target him... that sounds kind of like a possible role hint-age. Otherwise, besides you running in with capslocked green text, I fail to see how you "saved" him. You roleclaimed all silly-like, doesn't mean he's saved from his claiming, it just means you both role claimed silly-like.

Also, haha you guys got yelled at.

Bane, if Thor is in the limelight like this, the mafia might target him for a night kill but the doctor knows who to target as well. Thor might be a power role so they might really want to get rid of him, so not killing him is a bad idea. Not killing him, though, opens up the possibility that he's mafia for not dying at night, and the town might lynch him on suspicious grounds, doing the mafia's work. So the doctor is going to protect Thor tonight most likely, and it does not matter if the mafia target Thor or not, he's not dying tonight. Tomorrow, though, Thor might be, as they say in uncouth countries, boned.

Bane, quote for me where Batman roleclaimed. I didn't see it, honey, and I apologize for asking. Maybe I misread somewhere?

Nobody has done anything besides spam and roleplay. There's nothing to talk about. Maybe Day 0 isn't such a good thing after all.

Wake me when the game starts.

Hey, hey, wake up, Iron Man, the game has started. The game plays even if you refuse to see it or refuse to make it worthwhile for the town. You can clam up and claim there's nothing to work at, or you roll up your sleeves and start planting because this garden does not grow on its own. Maybe you are new and do not know the harder everyone plays on Day 1, the easier it is to start sussing out the baddies in later days. Day 0's, mind you, are useless for town because there are no good consequences, but Day 1's are when people start tallying your votes and looking at motivations.

Didn't realize there were extra pages. Whoops!

You guys need to chill. I know this is Day 1. However, this is going to be a long game if you guys insist on acting all crazy and stuff; if so, you're not to be trusted. If you can't give input without making yourself as suspicous as possible, you can't be relied on. If you wanna work with the town, be clear, concise and easy to understand. If not, then you can't be of any help to the town. And if you're going to be vitriolic to each other for any reason, then we might as well give up. Oh, and don't roleclaim so quick and needlessly. Real or not, the roleclaimer annihilates credibility, killing earnest roleclaiming the individual later brings up in their defense.

Flash here is totally right on the dot. Give him a gold star or lightning bolt or something, somebody. I'd hope he'd have more than good manners too, though, so I hope he has something to add to the suspect pool.

Geez guys, that was some serious crap I just waded through! How are we ever going to figure out who is Mafia if we are too busy pointing out each others poor gaming skills? That's only going to get us all killed. I think it's time we got down to the business of flushing out scum and stop with the finger pointing about role claiming.

Oh, Lex, you too are getting hung up on not contributing. You're posting, but not sharing ideas or taking an argument anywhere. Psychotic already settled the hubbub, so why not talk business? I hear that's your specialty.