Quote Originally Posted by [M] Captain America View Post
Nah look baytmayn awright im from da east end of lahndon me cousins a west ham 'ardman ooligan and i dont give a smurf if your a superhero in ya spandex i swear by me feminine cowboy boots dat he'll break ya legs if ya keep makin me da butt piece pmsl x
SHAT. AP. CAPTAIN AMERWICA. had enough now. frankly not fanny anymore awight. i dont have the time for this i just met this sweet girl on da bakerloo line - I was on the cent-er-al line, you were on the bak-er-loooooo~ - and basically she was readin a copy of storm of swords, so frankly i sat down like wite next to her and wuz like, DAAAHWLIN, i got a bloody storm of swords for you dunni? ITS IN ME PANTS and basically i brushed up against her when she got off frankly yeah we had some sort of intercourse yeah yeah