You know you've been playing too much FFX when...
You travel round your town asking to see everyone's 'Stats', techniques, and whether they would like to be a part of your underwater soccer game...
You pry a Ruby from your mum's ring and throw it at an animal (fiend) expecting it to burst into flames 5 times...
You get your best friend to dress up in tight, green shorts and 'accidently' drop some money and ask her to bend down and pick it up...
You walk around your town with a football, and every time you see a bird/dog/person, boot it at them as hard as possible shouting 'booya!'
At morning Prayer you sing 'Hyhm of Fayth' rather then 'Lord is My Shepard'.
You kick your soccer ball directly towards the goal keeping hoping that the 70% chance he'll fall asleep pays off...
You may a pact with your friend about learning to speak Al Bhed in real life. (I'm doing this.)
You think your father is a beached whale.
You get exited whenever you see Lulu about to cast 'Fire'.
You run around your kitchen opening cupboards and drinking the 'potions' found within.
When you refer to your dad as 'my old man' constantly.
When you refer to yourself in the first person constantly.
"Lulu got big breasts, Black Waltz happy. Lulu not fall out of top, Black Waltz sad..."
You speak in an emotionless monotone...
You have a deep mistrust of anyone with blue hair.
You go off and live on a desert island away from technology to 'atone for the past mistakes', then promptly whinge about 'the teachings' at every opertunity.
