You walk for hours without hurting your feet.
You play soccer underwater.
You invent FFX smilies.
You throw money at people.
You find treasure chests in your temple.
You paint an urn with eyes, hide in it, and come out and explode when someone looks at the wrong eye.
You find "Hornless, Hornless!" an insult.
You dress your turtule in a robe and put a knife in one hand and a lantern in another for halloween.
You kill yourself, hoping that you'll become an unsent.
You be careful when bowing, you might just see a man with blue hair....
