You know you've been playing too much FFX when...

[Iceglow]

talking in Albhed is easy but talking fast in albhed. swinging a Katana and yelling "this is for the fallen!".
know that it takes exactly 280,000 gil to bribe a Varuna (thats the minimum ammount but it hardly ever works).
destroy everything in your path then say "well what now?".
when you try to get Lulu's sigil and got and dodge 337 lightning bolts consectutively (I know I cant spell) before retreating without being hit.
when you quote Auron in your IT classes.
When your posting in this thread instead of doing the coursework that ammounts to a years A-level work due tommorrow.
When you decide that the Dark magus sisters and dark bahamut are a joke because even their limit breaks can't defeat you (delta attack doesn't ignore defense and magic defense so max them out completely and vitality and it is possible with around 80,000hp to survive on just 1hp).
when you start associating the grinch with the guado.
when you say "need a light?" in a dark moody depressed way when offering someone a lighter.
when you actually have a maximum level Blitzball team.
you decide that christianity is Yevon Yevon is evil therefore the church is evil.(no I havent done this yet)
you attend a swordfighting class where you use wooden training swords with red torn and tattered robes with a cowel and a large home made katana and ask wtf are people looking at.
your wardrobe seems wrong why can't you wear clothes like the cast of FFX.
you make a set of Albhed goggles to play blitz ball in and learn to stay completely submerged for 10 minutes.
when your post is this long and your game file time is 190 hours exactly and you still refuse to complete the game.

[cactuar_12]

You talk to fireflies thinking there your dead relatives

You attack your pet turtule (aka bunyip) with a katana.

You wonder why they don't have a Four-Headed Animal in the zoo.

You wonder why the music doesn't change when you go to a different area.

You preach only about Sin at your church.

You kill Cacti before they get away, expecting for a prize.

You wonder why glass won't break when you get into a fight with someone.

You carry a sword over your shoulder.

You think gloves are an efficent attacking weapon.

You eat Kentucky Fried Chocobo.

Bowser looks like a Tonberry wannabe.

You jump into a tornado, hoping you'll go 1,000 years forward in time.

[Rye]

- Combine Stink bomb and cherry bomb, hoping to get an explosive.

- Asking people if they are yevonites.

- When you don't remember to do something say it's the toxin's fault.

- Dodge lightning hoping to get a prize.

[cactuar_12]

You walk for hours without hurting your feet.

You play soccer underwater.

You invent FFX smilies.

You throw money at people.

You find treasure chests in your temple.

You paint an urn with eyes, hide in it, and come out and explode when someone looks at the wrong eye.

You find "Hornless, Hornless!" an insult.

You dress your turtule in a robe and put a knife in one hand and a lantern in another for halloween.

You kill yourself, hoping that you'll become an unsent.

You be careful when bowing, you might just see a man with blue hair....

[Radical Wray!]

You start sliping out of the real world and into Spira, periodical, becuse of the insane amout of time you spent on your fiel: 12 hours your first day.

this happend to me.

me=insaneity

[Iceglow]

nononnonnono Radical wray you are not insane I got FFX and proceeded to play for 73 hours straight without saving once except at the end of it when I actually passed out due to dehydration and lack of sleep, I think you'll find theres only a few insane people in this site and I happen to be one of the worst. I must admit RikkuYuna89 seems almost as far gone as me on the insanity stages as does Maester_Auron no I'll leave this post here I think 'cos I'm now sitting down singing if you're happy and you know it in Nihon-go(japanese for non speakers) in my college libray
"shiawa senara teotatako-,shiawa senara teotatako-, shiawa senara taidodeshimeso-yo, horaminnade teotatako-" (people are now giving me wierd looks and the librarian is shushing me do ya think I should stop now? Oh ok I'll stop singing childrens songs in the libray but it was in japanese so it was cool ya!)

[Rye]

lol... Was that a compliment? J/k

Anyway...

You played too much FFX when...

- You throw feathers at dead people hoping to wake them.

- Try dancing on top of water.

- Go to swamps at night hoping to see pyreflies glow.

[JenosydesTouch]

You say gil instead of dollars or cash<---guilty

When you go into a forum that asks if you could date a FF character which one would you date, you go out of your way to find cool pictures of them and post them as your message<-----guilty.

That is all I will do for now.

[Radical Wray!]

Thanks! I had no Idea what ture insaneity was until i came here.

You have played to much FFX when:

-You suspect your teacher is an unsent(me)

-You hold a pulsh doll and pretend to cast spells.(me, and i'm a d00d. O.o)

-You imagen what malitary possablities Aeons would have verses iraq. (me. NOW! DELTA ATTACK OSAMA! DIIIIEEE!!!!!!11)

[cactuar_12]

The zoo hires you to capture animals, but no robots.

For a defensive stance in karate, you merely hold out your arm, bent, in front of your face (Auron).

Instead of a cat, you have a Cait Sith.

You carry your swords over your shoulder.

You put on a glove whenever you steal from your sister.

You're afraid of Dragon' breath.

You're afraid of anyone's bad breath.

You wear a ribbon every day, even if your a boy, just in case you need it.....

You "Lancet" someone when they have a talent you want.

You poke four holes in your best sword, then put a lot of grenades, spheres, and other stuff in the holes.

You land in an island with Jamacans after being thrown in a tornado by a friend(I'm not being racist, but Wakka sounds jamacan).

On your date, you go swiming in a lake with your gf/bf.

[Rye]

Umm...

- Shoot harpoons at whales thinking there going to destroy kilika.

- Search for the farplanes

- Expect your lost love to come out of the water, when you whistle

[cactuar_12]

You find cactuars in the desert.

Your turtule keeps waddling toward you.....

[Arcadia Charmer]

I dont know if someone else had posted this, but...

You know you're playing FFX too much when..
- you get mad coz you cant find high-neck coat.
- you always wear coat without tucking your arm in one of its sleeves.
- you try to find an oversized sword, a pair of blackglasses, and cool-looking boots.

In other words, you're desperately trying to become Auron.

[Rye]

- Wear halter top only with a bow around the waist as a belt

- Always state wear you are from very politely (I am Summoner Yuna, from the Isle of Besaid)

- Make rod out of a spatula (grill flipper thingy) and paint it blue and yellow

- Insist you can water/ dance on water until carried to asylum ( :freak: crazy house :freak: )

In other words trying to be like Yuna

[Iceglow]

you learn the full rules and find ways to play blitzball (I actually managed it)
you search for an aeon that appears from the underworld dragged by an anchor
you try jumping of an oversized airship without a parachute
you believe that if you die you'll become an unsent and eventually a fiend.

*oww my RSI*