FUnny, because last month I watched this show that more or less confirmed mermaids exist. And that the US Government stole the data and body from the scientists who found it, and are covering it up.
FUnny, because last month I watched this show that more or less confirmed mermaids exist. And that the US Government stole the data and body from the scientists who found it, and are covering it up.
Originally Posted by Fynn
They obviously have not met this person.
The Living Mermaid
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
smurfing mermaids, do they exist?
And I don't want to talk to a scientist
Y'all mothersmurfers lying and getting me pissed
You know what? The US Government also told you to eat more wheat, fat will give you heart disease, ET was not a Spielberg's first bio-pic, and that the red menace was something to fear.
At least 50% of those are bulltrout at best, so based on that rate of known lies and fabrications on their part, I'd argue there are almost certainly creatures in the ocean which not only live their and process oxygen from the water, but that some exist which are at a minimum 50% fish from an anatomical perspective.
Never trust the government folks.
Wouldn't mermaids have fish genitalia? Why do people care about getting with them?
It's part of their agenda. I wouldn't read into it too much.
I'll be honest. I honestly couldn't care less about whether or not mermaids exist. If they do exist, then that's awesome, and I hope I get to dissect one someday. If they don't exist, oh smurfing well. We already accept them as being mythical anyway. Being imaginary isn't far off.
But it's like Dak said. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.Just because we've never found one doesn't mean there aren't any. I mean, I'm not going to act like the same government who said pizza is a vegetable is right about mermaids.
Fun fact: the idea of mermaids possibly originated when sailors saw manatees ("sea cows") and categorized them as mythical mermaids. Probably under the influence of rum and/or being afflicted with scurvy.
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That reminds me of this:
streme Wheelie
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Mermaid is way more attractive than a fish on legs.
Mermaids are cool, but they're actually pretty disgusting when you think about it.
Reverse mermaids even more so.
Which would I choose? The one with tits and a mouth.That reminds me of this:
Women are more than just a vagina after all.
Cut them both in half, sew the human parts back together, eat the fish while ****ing her and making her eat some of the fish parts for good measure.That reminds me of this:
What?
The pizza would be cold by then.
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Well, I'm glad they've figured that out. Maybe next they can spend all their time and resources trying to find the last unicorn.
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