It wasn't my date, it was my friend's (*~Angel Wing~*) date...

I was the third wheel because she couldn't trust him enough to be alone with him. That should have been a red herring right there. Well anyway dude had a really bald head. Half way through the night he complained that his head was cold, and that he shouldn't have shaved it the night before, but said he did it because he was trying to look sexy for her. Mind you, his head was all kinds of odd shapes.

Then he was trying to impress her by throwing his phone up in the air and catching it, but instead of catching it it dropped on the floor; breaking into several pieces. Then to make matters worse, there was a puddle of water on the table from a drink he just spilled, and he showed her the puddle with his phone (as if it weren't damaged enough). He took his phone and pointed with it right in the puddle; getting it all wet. Then went, "tit MY PHONE IS ALL WET". Also everyone around town kept calling him Tony even though his name was Chris...or at least that's what he said his name was. My friend stopped going out with him thank God.