Alright guys. It's the 1840s and we live in freaking Missouri and we don't want any of that anymore so we're going to OREGON TERRITORY.
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I need five brave souls to come with me as we jaunt across the continent. Who's ready?
Alright guys. It's the 1840s and we live in freaking Missouri and we don't want any of that anymore so we're going to OREGON TERRITORY.
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I need five brave souls to come with me as we jaunt across the continent. Who's ready?
I am so down for this.
Meeeeeeeee
You have my swor-... well, you have my fist.
OH GOD PICK ME
Okay guys. We need ONE MORE PERSON. Who wants to join our hapless little band of pioneers?
Oh
Okay guys I picked a sort of middle-of-the-road profession and skillset to keep things interesting but still possible
HERE WE GO
ARE YOU READY
OH GOD
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Oh man, I'm 12.
... Are we there yet?
45? Well jeez don't I just feel like a bloody kiddie fiddler. Still, I am pretty sure that was legal in 1840's America.
You'd better not ask that the entire way. We've got three months ahead of us.
I predict old man Psychotic will die of cholera about halfway through.
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