EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Madame Adequate]

Del is older than that, try 85

[Pike]

Well? Do we want any other animals besides oxen?

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[Madame Adequate]

A pig and all the chickens imo.

Where are the rest of you bastards

[Jinx]

Milk cows and horses

They'll give you milk and let you ride them if you play Epona's song!

[Del Murder]

How did we spend so much money already.

Oxen are fine. We could just trap bears to pull it if need be. The rest are too expensive.

EDIT: Get MILF his chicken so he can choke it nightly

[escobert]

I'm 5!? wth !

[Sephex]

Whenever I see those status screens, the item shop music from the original Final Fantasy plays in my head.

[Pike]

We need guns. Lots of guns.

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Also we're low on money because I took the liberty to buy us a few months' worth of food. And some medicine. So it takes a little bit longer for us to die.

[Del Murder]

What the hell Pike!? Trappers don't need food. We shoot all the food!

All our money should go towards guns, bullets, and whiskey.

[Pike]

Do we want any spares of anything, in case something breaks and we can't fix it?

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[Jinx]

We need about 60 guns. Nothing else.

We're trappers. We live off the land.

Jeez.

EDIT: wtf is a wagon tongue

[Del Murder]

We need at least 5 guns. 6 if MILF wants to double fist it.

[Del Murder]

They broke a wheel last time so maybe we should have one of those wheel things.

Also, go back and buy more guns and ammo. Sell the food and Bert if you have to.

[Pike]

whiskey.

Got it.

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[Jinx]

Get me some pistols so I can get Annie Oakley up in this bitch.