EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Psychotic]

I predict old man Psychotic will die of cholera about halfway through.

Speaking of 45 year olds...

[Pike]

What do you guys think? Is she trying to SWINDLE US??

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[Shorty]

I predict old man Psychotic will die of cholera about halfway through.

We'll most likely end up having to trade him for our lives if we run into a band of Native Americans before that happens.

[Psychotic]

Which package would I like? Sephex's.

[Shorty]

FIVE MONTHS?! It should only take three!

[Jessweeee♪]

Pike I want a mule can we have a mule?

[Del Murder]

Which package would I like? Sephex's.

Did I say cholera? Make that syphilis.

[Shorty]

Now that I can see happening.

[Pike]

Sarah thinks we can do this nice and quick so we're going for the cheap package.

Also we're getting a mule for Jessweeeeee:

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What else do you guys think we should bring??

[Jessweeee♪]

Yay :3

[Shorty]

Hey lady, that's how I roll. A cheap whore will do the same thing as an expensive one!

[Rantz]

No thanks to that package. I'm not even hungry.

Edit: BALE OF HAY

[Psychotic]

Actually screw Sephex (metaphorically) I want to sleep with that store clerk lady. Is there a nudie code for her? That square face and those broad, stocky shoulders... HOT TAMALE!

edit: We're gonna need LOTS of bridles. Bridles and hay.

[Pike]

I say we bring a bunch of brandy. What do you guys think?

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[Shorty]

Yes! And don't forget the bonnets!