EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Madame Adequate]

Each bottle of sarsparilla costs $0.97, but a bottle cap is 1. Therefore we can make three cents profit for each one! For a total of 18 cents!

[Psychotic]

I'm gonna make my own homebrew out of sulphur, turpentine and quinine, and it'll be a lot better than stinky old Whiskey.

Each bottle of sarsparilla costs $0.97, but a bottle cap is 1. Therefore we can make three cents profit for each one! For a total of 18 cents!

Well no because Pre-War Money comes out at like, 15 caps per dollar. And that's not even adjusting for inflation!

[Rantz]

Great, I'm going on a three month journey through hell with no TV and surrounded by drunk adults in bonnets. At least there'll be bacon.

[Pike]

Okay guys. We've got food, medicine, booze, bonnets, a mule, and...

OH BOY this is going to be the most important purchase we make before we start out!

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[Madame Adequate]

Well no because Pre-War Money comes out at like, 15 caps per dollar. And that's not even adjusting for inflation!

I'm obviously suggesting you buy now and sell in the post-nuclear later

e; buy everything. That's 1700 lbs of gunpowder right there, just blow up the freaking Rockies.

[Psychotic]

Oh my god!!! Get a rifle, a shotgun, some sheaths, and as much ammo as we can make Sarah carry!

And smurf it let's get some gunpowder too. Not blowing things up every 5 minutes is simply Unamerican.

[Del Murder]

You will only need 6 bullets. Well, I guess one more for the mule.

[Shorty]

I'm not carrying anything.

[Psychotic]

I'm not carrying anything.

Apart from the ebola virus.

[Shorty]

Better than syphilis!

[Madame Adequate]

Sarah I don't know if you're familiar with the symptoms of ebola but I can assure you that it is not in fact "better than syphilis".

[Pike]

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This is what happens when you guys refuse to carry stuff! Now look, we can't even leave!

[Shorty]

Sarah I don't know if you're familiar with the symptoms of ebola but I can assure you that it is not in fact "better than syphilis".

oh go to hell

EDIT: GUESS WE HAVE TO LEAVE PAUL BEHIND

[Madame Adequate]

No. You carry Paul.

Actually scratch that. Paul rides on the Mule, and hook Sarah up to tow the wagon.

[Psychotic]

Sarah I don't know if you're familiar with the symptoms of ebola but I can assure you that it is not in fact "better than syphilis".

oh go to hell

EDIT: GUESS WE HAVE TO LEAVE PAUL BEHIND

If it's a weight issue, p. sure your ass alone weighs twice as much as my entire body :goofy: