Each bottle of sarsparilla costs $0.97, but a bottle cap is 1. Therefore we can make three cents profit for each one! For a total of 18 cents!
Each bottle of sarsparilla costs $0.97, but a bottle cap is 1. Therefore we can make three cents profit for each one! For a total of 18 cents!
Great, I'm going on a three month journey through hell with no TV and surrounded by drunk adults in bonnets. At least there'll be bacon.
Okay guys. We've got food, medicine, booze, bonnets, a mule, and...
OH BOY this is going to be the most important purchase we make before we start out!
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Oh my god!!! Get a rifle, a shotgun, some sheaths, and as much ammo as we can make Sarah carry!
And smurf it let's get some gunpowder too. Not blowing things up every 5 minutes is simply Unamerican.
You will only need 6 bullets. Well, I guess one more for the mule.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I'm not carrying anything.
Better than syphilis!
Sarah I don't know if you're familiar with the symptoms of ebola but I can assure you that it is not in fact "better than syphilis".
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This is what happens when you guys refuse to carry stuff! Now look, we can't even leave!
No. You carry Paul.
Actually scratch that. Paul rides on the Mule, and hook Sarah up to tow the wagon.