EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Shorty]

You love my bootay, Paul, don't even deny it.

also I will not a part of your weird ponygirl fantasies, Huxtable!

[Pike]

I was going to buy more mules but they're expensive so I went for the cheaper oxen alternative and now they're letting us go

BUT NOW WHAT, I AM NOT GOOD AT DECISION!

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[Shorty]

The more people, the more likely we are to survive a Donner Party situation.

[Rantz]

Our morale is high. What could possibly go wrong!

[Madame Adequate]

also I will not a part of your weird ponygirl fantasies, Huxtable!

>she thinks the ponygirl having a choice is part of the fantasy

[Pike]

I like Sarah's logic so I went with the wagon train with the most people.

LOOK AT THIS GUYS, we are like two days into our journey and we've found a FROZEN RIVER!

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[Shorty]

There are children here, Huxley. Rantz, cover your ears.

SEE WHO'S AROUND

[Psychotic]

I didn't sign up for frozen rivers!

[Shorty]

What did you sign up for?

[Pike]

SEE WHO'S AROUND

This guy is just chilling by the ice! What a badass.

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[Shorty]

Oh man. He looks like a cannibal to me.

What does everyone else think? D:

[Psychotic]

I signed up for the bonnets, mostly.

Also let's talk to him! He looks like the kind of man who will give you a big hug and a mug of hot chocolate :3

[Pike]

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WAY TO BE A DEBBIE DOWNER, BRO.

[Shorty]

I do not see this turning out well in any choice we pick.

[Sephex]

Hey guys did you know that you can buy 20 gallons of whiskey at the pharmacist's?

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*Sephex has died of severe alcohol poisoning*

And that river is making me nervous...