Might as well rest. Gotta go pee in the bushes.
Might as well rest. Gotta go pee in the bushes.
Okay! Rested a bit. Ready to continue onward now, but...
OH NOES!
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Resting is for sissies. Gotta keep up the pace! Gotta break 4:42!
Edit: What would Gerald Ford do?
FORD IT
ALWAYS FORD IT
Have we driven a Ford lately?
AUGH NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID
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That was some strenuous river-fording. (Is that what the kids call it these days?)
The joke is just too obvious. Immobilize it!
Just kidding. Immobilize the joint.
My granny Sadie suggests epsom for absolutely everything so I recommend taking that option.
Also give Jessweeeeee a break, Sephex. Sarah can do that for you for awhile.
APPLY ALCOHOL TO THE SPRAIN
ALCOHOL ALWAYS MAKES THINGS BETTER
Originally Posted by Fynn
Ouch! My parkour was too hardcore
NO DON'T WASTE PRECIOUS ALCOHOL
Apply bacon to the sprain.
She suffered a sprain. Breaking it would make it worse, you monster!
Amputate it.
The joint has been immobilized and bacon has been applied. ONWARD! FOR VICTORY!
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