Okay, I'm in it then!
Okay, I'm in it then!
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Jessweeee♪ was the only one who cared about the remaining animals enough to keep feeding them bacon until the grass grew long enough to gnaw on, so she settled as a rancher. However, the animals had grown to like bacon and for that reason were accepted as true americans and, sadly, fed burgers until they died of overconsumption. Jessweeee♪ died of sadness during the course of the many funerals.
Sephex married the blacksmith's daughter and moved to Klondike to seek his fortune. Sadly, they both sunk and drowned in a three-foot deep river they for some strange reason tried to float across.
Rantz found a new shop clerk girl to act the boy around, which led her to open her skirts for him, thinking he was playing some boyish game. They built a charming family, until sadly, the mother died of old age and Rantz drank his 20's away and eventually died of alcohol poisoning.
Shorty married into great fortune when she found the sheriff was an ass fetishist. Sadly, he couldn't distinguish between the word's different meanings and cheated on her with one of Jessweeee's mules. Until it died and fell on him, killing him in the fall, sadly leaving Shorty to die of loneliness.
Psychotic was driven to insanity when one of his last ten biscuits were stolen. From that day, he was only seen through the window of his cabin, where you could see him gazing out over the plains with the last rifle tightly clutched in his hands, wearing a bonnet and prepared to fight to the death to protect his remaining biscuit and bonnet supply. Sadly, he shot himself in the ankle and bled to death.
Pike lived happily ever after.
Who's the sheriff and where can I get his number?
The Updated List:
Oregon Trail Part 2:
1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4. Agent Proto
5.
what version of the game is this? It looks so much better than the early 90's one I played growing up xD
and I'm down to be in it!
It's "Version 5", it came out in... oh I dunno, 2001 maybe? And yeah it's an updated version, it's got quite a lot more stuff in it than the original did which is why I decided to go with it.Originally Posted by Bert
OKAY, OREGON TRAIL PART 2!
Oregon Trail Part 2:
1. Tifa's Boobs
2. Del Murder
3. I'm my own MILF
4. Agent Proto
5. Bert
Not sure when I'll get around to this, maybe tonight? Maybe tomorrow? Soon though!
Calling it now: The next party is DOOMED! Not that I want that to happen, but the group I was in got so damn lucky!
We should come up with team names for the different games.
We'll be Team Voldemort.
Aw, I wanna play too...
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
Let's reserve spots in the Round 3 team.
So... when are we gonna start the next round? :3
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Well I was waiting for a time when the majority of people who signed up would be online, so if I happen to come online and see that most of ya'll are on, I'll probably start it spontaneously.
It also might not be all in one go like it was last time, so anybody who doesn't happen to be online can get in on the action.
This is better.
D'awwwI like the idea of reserving for round 3, cuz I'd be in.
No time for "Dilly-Dallying" or "Shilly-Shallying."
Props go to the one and only, Proxy, for the signature.
LET'S DO THIS
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