Might as well rest. Gotta go pee in the bushes.
Okay! Rested a bit. Ready to continue onward now, but...
OH NOES!
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Resting is for sissies. Gotta keep up the pace! Gotta break 4:42!
Edit: What would Gerald Ford do?
FORD IT
ALWAYS FORD IT
AUGH NOW LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID
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That was some strenuous river-fording. (Is that what the kids call it these days?)
The joke is just too obvious. Immobilize it!
My granny Sadie suggests epsom for absolutely everything so I recommend taking that option.
Also give Jessweeeeee a break, Sephex. Sarah can do that for you for awhile.
Ouch! My parkour was too hardcore![]()
NO DON'T WASTE PRECIOUS ALCOHOL
Apply bacon to the sprain.
Amputate it.
The joint has been immobilized and bacon has been applied. ONWARD! FOR VICTORY!