Wow that's cheap brandy. And make sure you get beads for Sephex and Psychotic's um... 'alone time'.
Wow that's cheap brandy. And make sure you get beads for Sephex and Psychotic's um... 'alone time'.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
What is this brown muslin cloth? Is that what terrists wear on the head, ma?
What on earth for? Drinking is for losers. I want some biscuits and some bonnets. Maybe some biscuits in a bonnet.
You should click that big INDEPENDENCE button and play the Northwest Independence War minigame. Spirit of '76!
Biscuits, bonnets and hay. Got it. Now what do we want to eat?
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32 lbs of butter and one tin of sardines.
BACON 24/7 LIFESTYLE
5 cents for a pound of bacon? Why would you ever leave this place?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Okay!
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Never mind the syphillis... butter soaked bacon all day every day? Toot toot all aboard the heart disease train. But it'll be worth it.
Meanwhile Steve shows up and gives us advice
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He's lying. I can tell by the way that hat is looking at his mustache.
"Pardon?"
Is there a way to perhaps undress this man because god damn if he doesn't have the snappiest outfit I have ever seen. I want it. All of it.
Hey guys did you know that you can buy 20 gallons of whiskey at the pharmacist's?
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