EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Jinx]

Approach them.

We have guns.

Even Bert.

[Pike]

Okay, we've approached them.

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I don't trust this guy at all. He looks like the type of a guy in one of those horror movies who you find out is actually an undead at the end.

[Madame Adequate]

An "artist" with a "surveying expedition"?

Sure thing "Philip Mattox", you're not a creepy smurfer who eats virgins or anything. My policy regarded undead abominations is well know: Shoot him in the head.

Failing that, spam "Pardon" until he does something amusing.

[Jinx]

PARDON?

[Del Murder]

I got a bad feeling about this...

[Pike]

This guy is getting creepier and creepier. Now he's warning us about "antagonizing the locals".

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[Madame Adequate]

So basically we're in The Missouri Bow Saw Massacre?

[Jinx]

He's telling us NOT to shoot things?

Kill him.

[Pike]

The game won't let me kill him ( ) so we're just going to walk away slowly. Whilst keeping an eye on him and his gang the entire time.

[Pike]

Our next river isn't frozen!

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[Madame Adequate]

Ford it.

Wait, is Bert over three feet tall?

[Jinx]

Ford it.

Also $6.60 to take the smurfing ferry? That's robbery!

[Del Murder]

Ford that bitch. And rob the ferry.

[Pike]

Congratulations, team! We have successfully forded the river.

[Del Murder]

So far we're approximately 1000000 times more awesome than Psychotic's team