EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Pike]

This place is River Central. Shall we ford again?

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[Jinx]

So far we're approximately 1000000 times more awesome than Psychotic's team

This.


Also, ford it.

[Del Murder]

Two feet? MILF's nuts hang lower than that. Ford it.

[Pike]

That's two rivers down without incident! (Three if you count the frozen one.)

[Madame Adequate]

Feels pretty soothing to drag my ballbag along the rocky riverbed, let me tell you. Really scratches an itch.

[Jinx]

That's two rivers down without incident! (Three if you count the frozen one.)

I do.

And how many rivers did Psychotic's team have their wagon tip over in?

[Pike]

3 1/2 feet?? This one might be a little trickier!

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[Jinx]

Ford it.

[Madame Adequate]

Ford it.

[Del Murder]

Ford it.

[Pike]

Okay we'll ford it, three and a half feet is no biggie and OXEN NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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[Pike]

We lost several pounds of bacon and three boxes of bullets, by the way.

[Jinx]

Blame it on the oxen.

[Jinx]

We lost several pounds of bacon and three boxes of bullets, by the way.

NOT THE BULLETS D:

[Del Murder]

Bullets dry.