EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing...

[Agent Proto]

....Hey, wait a minute, was I left behind from the start?

[Pike]

Don't worry, Proto, we aren't very far along at all.

I went into the fort and bought us some ammo.

[Madame Adequate]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise.

[Pike]

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OH GOD WAT DO

(also: In b4 MILF volunteers to use the "suction method".)

[Del Murder]

Yeah, we lost food and ammo and within minutes got it all back. Go team!

[Madame Adequate]

I think we need to bind Tifa's Boobs very tightly and then use the suction method.

[Agent Proto]

Depends on where the bite took place, right?

[Del Murder]

I have two words for you:

Suck it.

[Jinx]

All male members of my party use suction method


And then I get up and exercise because, like Iceglow, I can walk off anything.

[Shorty]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise.

Your guns are useless without ammo and I can't wait until you drown when your wagon tips over again in three feet of water.

[Pike]

SUCTION METHOD INCOMING

[Madame Adequate]

Something happened to our guns. It's Pike's fault.

What happened was they all fell overboard when your wagon fell over fourteen thousand times. Because you are terrible and incompetent at crossing rivers, in comparison to our peerless expertise.

Your guns are useless without ammo and I can't wait until you drown when your wagon tips over again in three feet of water.

Good thing we just BOUGHT SOME AMMO THEN

[Shorty]

oh hell with you

[Madame Adequate]

ilu2 bbcks

[Pike]

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I can't tell if you guys are sucking too hard, or not sucking hard enough.