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    Pump him full of fluids, and if that doesn't work, full of lead.

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    Fluids have been increased for wee lil' Bert.

    Now look! Time to go hiking! Yay!

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    Continue up the hill.

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    I think those hills, much like Tifa's Boobs, need to be double teamed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Continue up the hill.
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    And apparently we're all much too lazy to pick it back up and put it back in the wagon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I think those hills, much like Tifa's Boobs, need to be double teamed.
    HEYO!

    Ropes and chains


    that sounds kinky
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
    I think those hills, much like Tifa's Boobs, need to be double teamed.
    That worked!

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    Oh no the wagon fell over

    Let's get it upright again

    And just leave all our trout lying on the groud.

    This is some woman-tier logic right here. "Ooooh ewww the box it's in touched the ground we can't eat it now!"

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    52 lbs of bacon??!? NOOOOO

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    >check on thread
    >see tipped wagon
    >start laughing like Tidus at work
    >people start staring

    This is the greatest thread in ages.

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    I think we're just lucky the damn thing didn't explode on impact.

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    Okay guys

    I don't think "fording" is gonna work on this one.

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    I hope you didn't mind the fact we lost 140 bullets, Del.

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    CAULK!

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    cock it
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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