If you wait they'll likely eat all your supplies and you!
If you wait they'll likely eat all your supplies and you!
EAT THEM
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They're only grasshoppers. Harness them and fly toward Oregon!
Guys there was something seriously wrong with those grashoppers.
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TWO of us have colds now.
What do?![]()
We look eerily similar. Just continue as usual. Man flu won't keep either of us down.
Where's the option to Man the Hell Up?
That's the "ingest vinegar" option.
Increase fluid intake for me. Abandon, he's a lost cause tp JIRO
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We have decided to man up and continue as usual. Time to put you guys to the test.
In the meantime, here's an "extremely treacherous" river.
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Gotta caulk this one baby.
Ford this thing like it's June 16, 1903.
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We forded the river uneventfully and continued on for quite some time before reaching... another river!
I think we're getting close to the end, guys!
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This is the most exciting game I've ever played.
It's called Raft River, so that means we should caulk and turn our wagons into a raft. Right?
WRONG
We ford it because gosh darn this game is trying to trick us.