Filthy disgusting Flies

[Shorty]

say what

[Sylvie]

They won't give them to me.

[Parker]

i had a may bug fly at me the other week. it was HUGE and like the humm of his wings was deep and resonated in my chest like bass.


i killed it with great prejudice because no way am i letting such a beast breathe my air

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why is everyone here terrified of bugs?

[Psychotic]

Terrified? No.

FILLED WITH EXTREME HATRED AND THE URGE TO COMMIT GENOCIDE!??!?!? yeah probably that.

[ReloadPsi]

Quite.

[Madame Adequate]

Word to mah homeboy

[fire_of_avalon]

;_______; *quickly shoos them all out of malice range*

[Trumpet Thief]

I like to think that they're really lonely, and that when they're nibbling away at your arm, it's because they are trying to hug you but their stingers are getting in the way.

Poor little things

[Jinx]

'm scared of them, Julian.

[fire_of_avalon]

Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

[Jinx]

Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

Hey, I'm alright with this.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

Party pooper.

[Shorty]

A moth just flew into my smurfing drink.

All the moths must die now because of this one transgression.

[Tigmafuzz]

A moth just flew into my smurfing drink.

All the moths must die now because of this one transgression.

It was just a moth. Calm down. Your drink is still perfectly fine. If you get some crazy disease from it, you have a horribly weak immune system and deserve to be picked off by something disgraceful like that anyway need to eat more vegetables and whatnot. Be thankful it wasn't a bee or a wasp. I had a bee fly into my Big Red once. Normally I'm fine with bees. But this mothersmurfer flew into the can and hid there waiting for me to take a sip. To ambush me. That bastard got me on the inside of the lip. I grabbed the nearest racquet (no idea why I was on a tennis court) and chased that bitch down. Took me five minutes and the blood pumping made my lip hurt even worse, but it was worth it. I smashed that seven times against the ground and smeared his remains across the court to leave a message to his kin. Don't mess with a man's Big Red.