God damn dirty smurfing creatures why do they exist. There is very little that can piss me off as much as filthy god damn buzzing winged flying lumps of scum flies that somehow find their way into your kitchen from a window that is open three floors up in your house. They are vile creatures and I would happily break the planets god damn ecosystem if I could trap every single fly, maggot, larvae whatever other god damn stage of growth the hangin' little trouts go through into a giant incinerator and BURN THEM ALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN AND OUT OF MY HOUSE ALTOGETHER OR I WILL KILL YOU. NO MERCY, NO REMORSE, I WILL KILL YOU. ALL OF YOU. GOD DAMN IT I HATE FLIES DO YOU HATE FLIES IF YOU DON'T WHY ARE YOU DISGUSTING EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!