Mosquitoes are the worst, then there are some really messed up looking things that come in. They're harmless, but it's like gtfo
Also, yesterday I went to open my window for my cat to perch on and there was a large wasp between the two windows. How the smurf did you get there, wasp? Leave or die there, whatever just don't get in my room!
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I like flies.
Mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, wasps, and COCKROACHES. THE FLYING COCKROACHES. THE WORST THINGS TO EVER EXIST.
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Most bugs are just mild nuisances that I can generally ignore. The exceptions are spiders, wasps, and anything too large or gross looking (like centipedes).
I enjoy spiders. And I can deal with large centipedes and the like. Millipedes are pushing it, though. The legs are so... unorganized.Originally Posted by Raistlin
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Also crane flies.
Call me a hypochondriac but I, too, cannot stand flies, to the point that if a fly goes on my food, my food goes straight in the bin.
That's so wasteful and self-weakening.
streme Wheelie
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we get these weird flying ant type things all I know 'em as is "beer flies" cause they love to go for your beer anyway they love your smurfing light sources too and so one christmas eve I was drunk as smurf on the computer and these flies are pissing me off so I go out into the lounge room and holy smurf they are everywhere. So I grab the vacuum right and just start vacuuming these smurfers up, I mean there would've been a couple thousand of them no joke and then they start flying around so I'm swinging the vacuum like a crazy man and mum walks in and is all "wtf you're drunk go to bed" and I'm like "NAH MAN THE BUGS, THEY'RE ON THE PRESENTS" but got sent to bed anyway.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
Man, freaking scorpions lately! wth? Never had that problem before now they are EVERYWHERE. It's like the goddamn plague here! Every year it's something. One year it was snakes, last year it was spiders, this year it's scorpions.
Stupid little nats! They are super tiny but all over the place ughhhhhhhh Stupid humidity bringing them out!
Walking into a room and finding a scorpion is the worst smurfing thing ever. Give me flies, horseflies, bees, wasps, spiders. Cockroaches, even. Scorpions scare the trout out of me.
One time I kept bananas out and a whole bunch of fruit flies appeared the next day. Lately we've been getting dookie flies too, because of the pottery we recently planted. They must have laid eggs in fresh dirt. The worse are those beetles that smell really bad and make annoying buzzing noises. They seem to appear every season.
Meanwhile... at the Flies on Final Fantasy forum
Fly 1: "So do you think they'll have a fly as one of the main characters this time?"
Fly 2: "Of course not. Square Enix are too narrow-minded. We'll just be a generic, low-levelled enemy again."
Fly 1: "It's just not fair. It's always bloody humans or some furry abomination."
Fly 2: "I know. I'm getting my revenge tonight though..."
Fly 1: "What are you going to do?"
Fly 2: "I'm going to fly into a human's house and tear about the place making that annoying buzzing sound."
Fly 1: "Do you think humans know that we only make that sound around them?"
Fly 2: " I don't know. But I do know that it annoys the hell out of them."
Fly 1: "Well, good luck!"
Fly 2: "Thanks. I think my cousin is coming as well... but he's a bit retarded."
Fly 1: "Is that the small, slow one that flies in a square shape in the middle of the room?"
Fly 2: "Yeah, that's him. Idiot."
There was a fly on the rim of my drink just now. I purposely drank right out of where it was sitting before I grabbed the glass, just so I could come into this thread and exclaim it.
There is nothing wrong with flies. I enjoy their company. I'm never alone with them, and they watch after me.
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