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    Braaaaaains After the Blitzball Game

    When the monsters attack, Tidus has his sword. I know they wouldn't let him take that out there. I understand wakka and using the blitzball cause well it's a game but where the heck did tidus get that? did he swim back out with it in case the goers were gonna start some trout or something? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TIDUS?!

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    That's a very good question. It would've made sense if someone had thrown it into the blitz stadium, but it just appears! D:

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    Gameplay magic

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    I like to think Tidus has a "Magic Pocket" :3

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    That takes brotherhood to a whole new level.

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    Perhaps his blade is secured to his back or something even though he clearly draws it from a hip sheath/belt loop.

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    When does this happen..?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    After the First Blitzball game wakka is floating there, tidus comes back out then MONSTERS! Then You meet auron and Seymour smurfs up the monsters trout with anima.

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    Tidus has a pocket that works like a TARDIS from Dr. Who. In fact, it has been confirmed by Tetsuya Nomura that just about every character in the Final Fantasy universe has this ability. This would also explain how party members in earlier Final Fantasy games seemingly walk to the party leader and disappear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Tidus has a pocket that works like a TARDIS from Dr. Who.
    I had the same thought -- that his pockets were bigger on the inside.

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    Ah yeah.

    Also, no matter how large the party, how can anyone carry 99 of over 100 different item types (VII)?
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
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    His menu. It went to his menu and stayed there till a fight began, at which point it returned from his menu and into his hand.

    One of these days I'm going to get one of those privacy screens and decorate it to look like an RPG menu so you can pretend you're going in there to equip different clothes.

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    Well, almost everyone has him equipped with the Brotherhood at that point, right? It's a water sword, it's made of water, and blended in with the sphere pool so no one noticed it.

    MY question is, if they're carrying around the weapons, and the monster attacks have made everything too hectic to keep track of, why did no one take the opportunity to slit the throat of a couple of the Luca Goers? I mean, they're there in the pool with you, and no one is watching anymore. Get some revenge on those annoying twits.
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    dak post more of these.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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