EoFF Fantasy Football

[Jowy]

Why the hell not! There's a pretty high chance of not being able to build my fantasy hockey team again this year so I'll need something to follow this winter. :aimcool:

[Raistlin]

Sorry, Jowy, but signups closed the other day, and adding you would result in an uneven number of teams (13). However, as I hadn't gotten around to creating the draft order yet, if you can quickly find a 14th team member, I'll probably let you in.

[Jowy]

I don't read dates on posts. No worries!

[Raistlin]

As Jowy is apparently not joining us, I have determined this year's draft order using my annual mystic process involving tea leaves and chicken intestines. The first pick went to... none other than Del Murder!

The rest of the draft order:

1. Oakland Enforcers
2. Rivers of Failure
3. Aerith's Crabs
4. Vermont Greenscums
5. Jon Hamm's Pigskin
6. Carpieburgh Steelers
7. Metal Bubble Slimes
8. Fighting Combatants
9. ed's Angels
10. Los Banditos
11. Call Me Maybe
12. Sandwich Minutes

[Del Murder]

Is Foster the consensus first pick? He seems pretty good.

[Raistlin]

I thought it was Ricky Proehl.

[Del Murder]

Well yeah, I meant for the number 3 pick after Ricky Proehl and Ryan Leaf.

[Raistlin]

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A friend of mine added the above picture as his FB profile pic. The baby is tagged as "Every Jets fan during the 2012 season" and the patch of empty field on the right is tagged as "Tebow's favorite receiver."

[escobert]

Well, I'd rather have Tebow than a dirty Sanchez. At least Tebow will do EVERYTHING in his power to win. I say let the guy play. He's done nothing but be positive when everyone wants to throw stones at him, he works hard and gives it his all every play. Does he screw up? Yeah he does. But I've seen Brady make some troutty throws before. And I bet if tebow got hit he wouldn't whine and cry to the refs, he'd get up and play some more.

[Raistlin]

For any league member who sees this first, please check the league's Yahoo page. And proceed to yell at me for being a dunce. And then laugh at me for the amount of work I have to do.

[Del Murder]

You dork.

[escobert]

wtf you suck I lost the players I had picked up!

[Raistlin]

That's why you actually need to post in the Yahoo league thread so I can fix it.

[escobert]

Yes, I see where everyone posted. But, you forget I'm a stupid stoner and don't remember who played what week or anything.

just make me 0-4 I really should have lost last week!

[Raistlin]

I can make it so your prior points were at least close, even if it's not an entirely accurate lineup. But more importantly, I do need to know who should currently be on your roster that isn't. If you made any pickups in the prior weeks that you want to keep, you need to let me know ASAP (and who you dropped).