The only characters I like in FFX are Auron, Lulu, and Rikku.

I like Auron because he spanks' Tidus's whiny, naive ass and he himself shuts the smurf up and gets trout done.

I like Lulu because she is a beautiful woman with huge, rupturing tits. Also shuts the hell up and has a clear state of mind.

I like Rikku because she's a young small-breasted chick that I would like to take advantage of.