Bogan Ass J

[Jiro]

If you were never quite sure what the smurf I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary. Bogan is now an official word which is probably a major step forward for them but oh smurfing hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay , cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place trouts gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo s too

[Jinx]

[DK]

Bogan Ass J <3

why isn't that still your custom title BOGAN

xxxx gold as well you know xD oh dear, what a dire beer.

[Jiro]

Drinking XXXX Gold is like drinking filthy drain water; it's a step up from the literal piss water that is VB and company, but it's hardly what you would celebrate. Or so they say. I don't drink these beers purely because they taste like smurfing crap. Although I drank XXXX Gold with a buddy once thinking it was a mid strength beer and when I got up after like four in an hour and a half, I almost fell flat on my smurfing face.

[Sephex]

I don't understand this world anymore.

[Jiro]

At least you're not drinking Fosters

[DK]

four X tastes like metal over here. when I was like 16-17 we used to get caned on it because it cost £5 for 8 cans and god damn you can taste why, literally just tastes like the can they put it in. never again with your filthy bogan beers.

[Pheesh]

Do the rest of the Queenslanders know you're talking this way about XXXX Gold? They'll drag you through the streets for treason.

[Jiro]

I keep my distaste for the state beverage a secret. Kids these days just drink goon anyway.

[Rantz]

He's got a massive dunny no worries swagger. Built like a mullet with he's got a massive gobsmacked. As cross as a cockie my you little ripper kelpie. As cunning as a fossicker bloody he hasn't got a larrikin. As dry as a bathers no worries she'll be right fair dinkum. As cunning as a rort to we're going rage on. You little ripper no dramas no dramas we're going roo. Trent from punchy middy my stands out like a bush bash.

[Freya]

I can't understand anything said in this thread o.o

[Del Murder]

You owe me two minutes of my life back.

[Agent Proto]

If you were never quite sure what the smurf I meant when I talked about bogans, now is your chance to consult your handy dandy dictionary. Bogan is now an official word which is probably a major step forward for them but oh smurfing hell it's a giant leap backwards in the way Australians are going to be perceived. But that's okay , cause I got my holden ute and I'm ready to do some doughies on the way to woolies to pick up a six pack of xxxx gold to have at wazza's place trouts gonna be sweet we can bash some lebbo s too

Dafuq did I just read? :3

[Parker]

UGH. *rolls eyes*

translation please.,.,

[NorthernChaosGod]

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DAK. YOU FILTHY ABO.