I think the worst bollocking I ever got when I was a kid was when I was like 6-7, whatever age you are when you're in the last year of infant school in the UK. Me and my best friend at the time were always a pair of little trouts, and it was the first day of our last year in school and we met up in the playground in the morning. Our school was in the middle of some residential area and the playground had these big walls all around out and on the other side was the gardens of the peoples houses next door to the school. For some reason that I can't recall and probably will never be able to, we thought it would be a good idea to run up to this kid called Martin I think, take him down, take off his shoes and throw them over the wall. So we did. Man we got in deep trout for that one. Sure it was a pretty harsh thing to do, but they punished us by refusing to let us go outside at breaktimes and at lunch for the entire school year. We just had to sit in the poncy mini-library and do nothing. And they stuck to it as well, didn't get to go out for the entire year.

I think it was during that year long library-jail period that one day I snapped, had enough I wanted to go outside so I waited until no one was around and snuck outside. Obviously I got spotted pretty quickly and this teacher came over shouting at me but I had freedom and I did not want to give it up. at our school for the nursery kids and stuff they used to have all these toys and crap to play with at break time and I spotted some kid on a Trike, so I ran over, shoved him/her off and got on it and started caning it around the playground trying to escape, which lead to the teacher chasing this little trout on a trike around for about 5 minutes. Got a major bollocking for that as well.