I hope Parise has an awful time in Minnesota with that ninety-million dollar contract. You will never lift a Stanley Cup in that frozen wasteland. You COULD have been a Penguin and y'know, racked up a fifty point season.

Toronto needs to somehow work some necromancy and get Luongo from Vancouver. It's Schneider's time to shine and I think Phil "I fold at the red line faster than a cheap suit" Kessel could use someone to take the media assault for a change.

Let's argue about sports in the off season! Post opinions, frustrations, and general mockery of Calgary and Edmonton.