a thread where we just spam archer quotes and laugh amongst ourselves

[Jowy]

DANNY IS DEFINITELY FEELING SOMETHING!

[Tigmafuzz]

LANA!

[Freya]

Danger Zone...

[Jiro]

I'm just here for the smurfing laffs because I can't watch it in this country yet. Goddammit.

[ReloadPsi]

And also woefully esoteric.

[krissy]

it's like meowschwitz in there

[Hollycat]

What you should have gone with there was Sammy Gayvis Junior

[krissy]

when they're dead, they're just hookers!

[Shorty]

What's that smell?

Gravlax and failure.

[krissy]

this smells like indira ghandis thong

[Hollycat]

Do you want us to get ants? Because this is how you get ants Lana.
-mrs. Archer, Archer

This is why we can't have nice things
-many characters

Come to me knee, I shall add a hole your face
- skyrim archers

My name is Ben Wa
-Ben Wa

Balls!
-Archer

Because how hard is it to poach a damn egg?
-archer

[krissy]

MY VAN!

[McLovin']

"Lana.

Lana.

LAANAAAAAAAAAA--!"

"WHAT!?"

"....danger zoooone."

[krissy]

thank you, abelard

[I Took the Red Pill]

I fell in love with Archer when he referenced Bartleby, the Scrivener. As such, that is my favorite quote from the show, though I don't care to go digging it up and reposting so ya