did i ask for your life story?
Malory: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap.
Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.
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I WILL NOT LET THIS THRAD DIE.
Sterling: If you don't want to see two robots smashing each other with cop cars and trout as they fight each other through the streets of Manhattan...
Krieger: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
Also: 'Archer' renewed for season 5 | Inside TV | EW.com
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Archer: Come get a drink with me!
Pam: I can't I'm-
Archer: No, you can. I'm allowing you.
Pam: Ohhh, thank you.
it's mostly msg.
THE FLAVOUR ENHANCER!
bionic legs and you lift with your back
"You know, this isn't some guinea pig you're working on here, this is Porthos, my beagle, my pal! And from what you're telling me, the closest thing your people have to pets are furry little things that go well with onions!" --Captain Jonathan Archer
Amidoinitrite?
do you want ants cloudaine?
cause that's how you get ants.
Bilbo: "That's just great. Now I get to deal with this as my hot meatball sub congeals into a big fat disappointing blob of trout!"
Sterling: If you don't want to see two robots smashing each other with cop cars and trout as they fight each other through the streets of Manhattan...
Krieger: Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
Malory: The thought of me dead gives you an erection?
Sterling: No, just half of one. The other half would have really missed you.
I call him Fister Roboto. He's a fully integrated, multi-fetish, artificial being. And the best part is that he's learning.
"What are you going to do?"
"Cry 'havoc' and let slip the hogs of war."
"Dogs of war."
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! Shut up!"
I'm re-watching this show in order to finally watch season four.
In preparation for tonight's première I should probably post this:
Archer Season 5 Exclusive "Radical Departure" Reveal to UPROXX
Massive spoilers, obviously.
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