EoFF's Ultimate Super Special Awesome Karaoke Round 1!!!!!

[Wolf Kanno]

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It's time to get this party started. Sorry for the delays, but the technical problems have been swept under the studio rug. So it's time to get this party started with our first round:

The Contestants:
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Freya ~ Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen :freya:

Agent Proto ~ It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones

Jiro ~ I'm Sexy and I know It - LMFAO

Raistlin ~ smurf You - Cee Lo :objection:

Tifa's Boobs ~ It's Not for the Life of Me - Thoroughly Modern Millie :yamete:

Bubbaforever ~ Blackbird :bowser:

DK ~ Duck Tales Main Theme

Trumpet Thief ~ Call Me Maybe

Shiny ~ Killing Me Softly - The Fugees

fire_of_avalon ~ Bad Reputation - Joan Jett

The good...er, tolerable people of EoFF will have one week to vote for their favorite entry. vote.001.png

Each vote will count as 100 points,
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which will go towards your final score and gain out fabulous prize!

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Meanwhile for our contestants, we will begin with Round 2 as soon as I have the rules posted for it tonight in the main thread.

[Shiny]

This is cutting into me watching Breaking Bad, but I just couldn't resist listening to 'em. Some won't load for me. Don't know why.

bubbaforever, sounds like you're playing the song? Impressive! Very cute voice and soothing.

Trumpet Thief...I just...I don't even know.

foa, sexy choice. Love Joan Jett. Badass female singing badass song. <3

Duck Tales woo hoo! Best theme song ever. You don't even sound British whenever you do these things. Trust me, I have like three recordings of you singing karaoke.

Raistlin

[Raistlin]

Astute listeners may have noticed on some occasions where my singing was not entirely in line with the background music. These… variations, for lack of a better term, are not “errors” per se, but were instead my individualistic protest against the conventional musical paradigm. My style does not recognize traditional, constraining principles such as “timing” and “pitch” and “correct lyrics.” I hope at least some listeners are capable of appreciating the unique genius of my version of Cee Lo Green.

After recording, I realized that it was difficult to tell that I actually was saying “tit” instead of “shit,” as a further reference to EoFF’s totalitarian, oppressive censorship. At least, it is difficult to tell on the rare instance I was actually singing in line with the music.

I will try to listen to everyone else later tonight or tomorrow. I am especially looking forward to DK’s Duck Tales theme.

Raistlin

Speechless, eh? It's ok, that's an entirely understandable reaction to such a work of art.

[Trumpet Thief]

Freya: Great song choice, and you have a very nice voice.

Agent Proto: This song is, no lie, one of my three favorite songs, so you might automatically win.

Jiro: Almost died from the amount of swag in your performance.

Raistlin: Smurf it, you've got my vote. Haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time. Your grunts during the 'I was like why?' segments were smurfing perfect.

Tifa's Boobs: Have never heard the song before but you also have a very nice voice.

Bubbaforever: From a purely musical standpoint, I think that you would win. You have a very nice voice, man. Nice guitar playing too (if that was you).

DK: You are my hero. You sounded so damn enthusiastic singing it too!

Shiny: Astounding voice and astounding song choice. You rock!

fire_of_avalon: Dittoing Shiny's comments. Absolutely badass.

[Jiro]

Dear Bubba
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Love from Jiro, and foa (who was too angry to sign it herself)

EDIT: and for those of you who aren't sure, I changed three lines in the song. The last is obvious, but the other two require visual aids.

"Loony BoB stops and is ing at me"

and

"NCG stops and is ing at me"

He's not checking me out, he knows we fly and gonna pick up

[Raistlin]

Raistlin: Smurf it, you've got my vote. Haven't laughed so hard in a LONG time. Your grunts during the 'I was like why?' segments were smurfing perfect.

Oh yes, I almost forgot about the ridiculous grunts. I probably should not have been masturbating while recording, but we all have to find our inspiration somehow.

[Jiro]

I almost died when you started making those noises, Wes. I didn't know what to think, or to say, or to do!

[Shiny]

Alright the Dropbox ones are working for me now just took some time to load. Listened to Jiro's and Freya's, but still can't connect to Tifa Boob's. My Macbook hates Windows Media Audio.

Freya, hahahah vocal guitar solo.

Jiro, LOL. I hope you did the crotch dance along with this. Actually you know what, video of you singing this is necessary. And did you say "at the bleach?" <3

Forgot Proto, but that Tom Jones rendition hahaha oh man. I think anyone singing Tom Jones is amazing. I actually love Tom Jones don't give a smurf if this makes me a 60 year old haggard woman. He is boss.

[Rantz]

Here's an EoFF hosted version of Tifa's Boobs' song for those of you who can't get it to load.

http://home.eyesonff.com/karaoke/2012/tifas_boobs-1.wma

[Tigmafuzz]

And here's an mp3 version for Shiny.

[Shiny]

Thank you! She sounds like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Cool! I think I'll place my vote now.

[Rantz]

Just listened to all the entries. Y'all are some badasses! Now to decide whether to vote with my funny bone or my talent bone or my, uh, other bone. (SPOILER)my distal phalange

[Freya]

Agent Proto: Haha I love your song choice xD


Jiro: Omg dak I love your "rapping" And i love your lyric changes.


Raistlin: Lol yes those grunts Wes


Tifa's Boobs: Very good! MUSICAL. I'm not surprised. You sound like you could be on one! You sound like Mandy Moore on Tangled!


Bubbaforever: smurf you. You played the guitar there didn't you? smurf you. Stop being so talented.


DK: NICE! That's hilarious!

Trumpet Thief: Did you start of with "blah blah xD" I love this stupid addictive song so you doing it is awesome.


Shiny: Damnit, that song always gets stuck in my head. And now it is! Thanks! Good job though!


fire_of_avalon: This is a perfect Badass song for you FoA. It just cements it really. It was really entertaining, great job!

[Bubba]

Nice guitar playing too (if that was you).

Cheers, yeah it was me playing.

I can't believe I've got work for another four hours before I'll be able to listen to everyone's songs. I tried to listen to one on my iPhone on my lunch but I was denied.

I'll be on it as soon as I get home. I can't wait for Duck Tales as well!

Freya ~ What a sweet voice! It had the air of a crazy person sat in a padded cell which I think made it sound all the better

Proto ~ This made me laugh! I really liked it!

Jiro ~ Brilliant! Dak simply brought it.

Raistlin ~ Oh my lord this made me laugh. Genius song choice!

Tifa's Boobs ~ I'm in love with Sam's voice. She's got an amazing tone... and boobs

DK ~ Simply outstanding. No duck is safe around the streets of Manchester.

Trumpet Thief ~ A brave choice! I'll definitely call you.

Shiny ~ Has a really nice voice! I'd like to hear you sing a capella.

FoA ~ Loving the attitude! Great song choice.

[Sephex]

Agent Proto: I started to laugh immediately. I mean this in the best way possible.


Jiro: This is PERFECT for you. Also, this is how I imagined your voice sounding!


Raistlin: Another hilarious entry! I wish it was louder, though.


fire_of_avalon: Your singing voice and speaking voice is different. Anyway, I liked the rough cover of this!


Tifa's Boobs: Good singing voice! I do not know the song as someone said earlier, but you did a good job with it.


Bubbaforever: Man, you can sing. With better recording equipment, I probably would have thought you cheated and just posted the song clip.


DK: Hell. Yes.


Trumpet Thief: Another one that had me laughing. Again, I don't mean this offensively!


Shiny: You did a good job blending into the song. Like I said with Bubba, if you had better recording equipment (and with both of you that wasn't a complaint) it would have sounded professionalish.

I hate to be like "LOL EVERYONE IS AWESUM" but I was happy with everyone's entry depending due to certain aspect.

This was a tough vote, so I don't even want to say who I voted for to further my Swiss-like behavior.