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    Nope. Just remembered the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

    Scene with the turkey (see: puppet) smurfing a girl. Gravy-flavored condom. The end.

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    "Now that's what I call....fowl play."

    Movies like that are made for a big group of friends and alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    No. Wait, wait, wait. Just...stop everything. Stop the ****ing presses. Enjoy Flyin' Ryan:



    If you want to know more, here is a somewhat lengthy video of people talking about it. Hilarious stuff!

    I cried. Literal fat (Phat?) tears of simultaneous joy and laughter and shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou

    I cried. Literal fat (Phat?) tears of simultaneous joy and laughter and shame.
    The first time I heard of it, I was watching the review video below. I was dying of laughter just like the guy in the video they show laughing (though my laugh isn't high pitched)!

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    Did anybody already mention Doom? It is the absolute worst waste of time. Stick to the games.

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    I've never actually seen this movie, but the movie Rubber. It's about a tire that travels around. yeah...a tire...from a car...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    Anything written by Harmony Korine, namely Gummo and Kids, the only two movies I gave him a chance to please me with. I smurfing hate him and his tit movies.
    I remember "Kids" to be pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breine View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    Anything written by Harmony Korine, namely Gummo and Kids, the only two movies I gave him a chance to please me with. I smurfing hate him and his tit movies.
    I remember "Kids" to be pretty good.
    It's not. It's the same formula as usual; troutty social commentary with nothing entertaining. It's a pretty brutal and unforgiving movie, but I just don't give a trout. I wanted to personally kill every single character and that's about it. It just wasn't entertaining, and thanks to the overexposure to "horrible city teenager things!" it doesn't play my heartstrings or anything either.

    that movie and Harmony Korine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versaille View Post
    I've never actually seen this movie, but the movie Rubber. It's about a tire that travels around. yeah...a tire...from a car...
    I've actually watched this one, and it's very, VERY self aware. Yes, it has a sentient telepathic tire that rolls around murdering things and making various things explode with it's telepathic powers. The filmmakers are very aware of how stupid that idea is though, and a lot of the movie is about people watching the tire from the hill (it's hinted that it was arranged as some sort of play or exhibition by someone or another) and everyone is just as totally lost about the random nature of it as you are. It's a weird movie, but not really bad persay.

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    Liam Neeson wasn't aware that he was being filmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    Nope. Just remembered the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

    Scene with the turkey (see: puppet) smurfing a girl. Gravy-flavored condom. The end.
    Came here to say this. Watched this the other day with my flatmate. I don't even know what I watched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    Liam Neeson wasn't aware that he was being filmed.
    TAKE THE smurfING ELEPHANT!!!!

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    The Happening.

    I watched a movie the other day that was really smurfing awful too. Oh god, what was it. Oh yes! The Raven.


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    Actually, Monsturd probably tops Thankskilling as the worst movie I've ever seen. Forgot about it briefly. Too briefly, I'm sad to say.

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    Saw is definitely the worst film I have seen.

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