The Very Worst Movies

[Hollycat]

Someone took it, and actually made it sorta cool. Of course I might be biased since I love Boards of Canada.

The worst movie I have ever seen, something I could not even enjoy in a so-bad-it's-good or ironic way, is Moulin Rouge.

I love that movie. :I

The worst movie I have ever seen, something I could not even enjoy in a so-bad-it's-good or ironic way, is Moulin Rouge.

ahahaha Sephex that is amazing

goddamn it, I can't get the embed to work.

The Room

I am kind of cheating here because a lot of this was intentional, but the first time my friends and I watched this we could not stop laughing. The movie is called Vampire's Kiss.

Let's talk about the worst movies ever made.

We'll start with Birdemic.

Still A better Movie than Twilight

[GhandiOwnsYou]

The worst movie I have ever seen (that was produced with a legitimate budget) was The Legend of Chun Li. That movie had me catatonic with shock and rage for virtually the entire thing. The Dragon Ball movie was pretty astoundingly bad too, but I saw that coming. Chun Li at least had me hoping for hokie laugh-at-it bad like the old Van Damme version.

I've seen more crappy low budget horror movies than I can count, a co worker and I used to grab the worst looking horror flick we could find every few days and watch them when we were deployed. Gutterballs and Five Across the Eyes are two standouts for terrible movie of the week. The latter looks like it was filmed via handycam with high school girls for a cast, but I assure you I found it on DVD, in a retail location. Both trailers come with a warning of "These are terrible filmmakers trying to get terrible people with terrible tastes to watch their movies. Expect excessive language and violence."

[Shlup]

The worst movie I have ever seen, something I could not even enjoy in a so-bad-it's-good or ironic way, is Moulin Rouge.

I love that movie. :I

I love the aesthetic and the music, but the story is terrible. I actually came here to say this one.

Also, The Grey. The trailers are a lot to blame here, but, still least satisfying movie ever.

[DMKA]

The worst movie I have ever seen (that was produced with a legitimate budget) was The Legend of Chun Li.

Haha, that was the first movie me and my significant other saw together. I was the one who chose the movie. Damn was I embarrassed. I always used to say Spice World was the worst movie I'd seen in the theater, but that movie beat it, by leaps and bounds.

[Shiny]

lol Birdemic. That looks worse than a first year student film.

The Wicker Man remake was pretty terrible. Nicolas Cage has a track record of bad movies doesn't he? I really must see this movie Vampire's Kiss. I'm adding it to my list of B Movie night.

Of course mentions like The Room, Trolls 2, Dead Alive, and The Toxic Avengers. The best of the worse.

And pretty much any movie my boyfriend likes (except he agreed that Prometheus was amazing) is horrible. Project X, Captain America (no it was terrible stop it), Twilight movies, DOA movie and yes even that Chun Li and Dragonball Z movie he liked WTF.

[Jowy]

Troll 2!

OH NO A BOLOGNA SANDWICH THE CHOLESTEROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Sylvie]

Anything written by Harmony Korine, namely Gummo and Kids, the only two movies I gave him a chance to please me with. I smurfing hate him and his trout movies.

[Depression Moon]

lol Birdemic. That looks worse than a first year student film.

The Wicker Man remake was pretty terrible. Nicolas Cage has a track record of bad movies doesn't he? I really must see this movie Vampire's Kiss. I'm adding it to my list of B Movie night.

Of course mentions like The Room, Trolls 2, Dead Alive, and The Toxic Avengers. The best of the worse.

And pretty much any movie my boyfriend likes (except he agreed that Prometheus was amazing) is horrible. Project X, Captain America (no it was terrible stop it), Twilight movies, DOA movie and yes even that Chun Li and Dragonball Z movie he liked WTF.

I thought you were a dude and by Captain America you're talking about the 1990 version right?

[Bubba]

How has this thread had 23 replies without the following clip being posted?

The greatest movie scene ever? - Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! - YouTube

I thank you. Thread closed.

[Hollycat]

Eragon and The LAst Airbender

[Sephex]

No. Wait, wait, wait. Just...stop everything. Stop the ****ing presses. Enjoy Flyin' Ryan:



If you want to know more, here is a somewhat lengthy video of people talking about it. Hilarious stuff!

[Bubba]

Holy crap! Sephex trumps everything!

Flyin' Ryan is my new hero...

[Madame Adequate]

Dead Alive

What

[Shiny]

His best friend is a cat? Well that's kinda sad. lol out of synch audio. Oh Flyin' Ryan you slay me.

lol Birdemic. That looks worse than a first year student film.

The Wicker Man remake was pretty terrible. Nicolas Cage has a track record of bad movies doesn't he? I really must see this movie Vampire's Kiss. I'm adding it to my list of B Movie night.

Of course mentions like The Room, Trolls 2, Dead Alive, and The Toxic Avengers. The best of the worse.

And pretty much any movie my boyfriend likes (except he agreed that Prometheus was amazing) is horrible. Project X, Captain America (no it was terrible stop it), Twilight movies, DOA movie and yes even that Chun Li and Dragonball Z movie he liked WTF.

I thought you were a dude and by Captain America you're talking about the 1990 version right?

This is like 2007 all over again. No I am not and have never been a guy. If my taste for awesomeness and general badassery confuses you, I apologize.

[Tigmafuzz]

and yes even that Chun Li and Dragonball Z movie he liked WTF.