Krissy, as you have now stolen a part of my role on eoff, my compulsiveness to make a birthday thread for every member I even remotely remember and don't hate, I feel I must inform you that the gloves are off.

Allow me to impress upon you the severe mistake you have made. For years my conduct has been largely benign. And yet, without provocation, you have severed our detente and forced me to unleash upon you the vengeful flames of a thousand suns. You shall curse your mothers for the day of your birth. So, go now, go, and begin your life of fear, knowing that when you least expect it, the looming sword of Damocles will crash down upon you, cleaving you in twain and as you gaze upon the smoking wreckage that was once your life, you will regret the day you crossed the WRONG VIERA!!!'

Also Freya dear, happy early birthday and best wishes.