five-thousandth post

[Sylvie]

You can't drink in your sleep, pal.

See? You got up for something.

[oddler]

I ordered pizza by mobile. :driveby:

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

I drove twelve point six miles home from work without wearing my seatbelt, just to spite the law!

[Shattered Dreamer]

I was the only person yesterday in wrestling class that could do a drop toe hold & then switch to a front facelock properly. I got a round of appaulse from the trainers. I felt pretty great about it because I'm doing it just over 2 months now . Almost ripping my ear lobe jumping out through the 2nd rope about 30mins later put a bit of a dampner on it though

[Shorty]

Update: yesterday I accomplished the practice of self-restraint because I wanted to murder my goddamn cat when he kept waking me up all night

[escobert]

I hit all my targets at 100 yards with my new SKS.

[Versaille]

This is really stupid. I've been searching for this nail polish color but all the stores here were out of stock. Well, when I quit thinking about buying polish I went down the isle and noticed it. I had been looking for it for 6 months. It's a small bit of happiness that hit me today.

[Shiny]

Completed the opening and closing title graphics for my show reel. Hopefully I can finish the show reel by tonight.

[Hambone]

I don't know if it's insignificant or not, but EoFF, I actually experienced a rite of passage earlier tonight: at 18 years old, Hambone went into his first dirty shop. Many lol's and awkward stares were had... and some purchases may or may not have been made.

Maybe I really should just go all the way and call myself HamBONER now.

[Tigmafuzz]

Got a girl's number. Don't think I'm going to call her.

[Hollycat]

Post it on 4chan

[Sylvie]

yeah that would be very original and like so funny