I remembered a joke I did actually play on someone, actually. My friends and I went into another friend's room while they were away and opened up their Costco-sized giant ass box of thousands of q-tips and put them everywhere. Everywhere. Inside books, DVDs, games, between keys in their keyboard, in their pillow, on top of their fan so when it was turned on they would zing everywhere, inside shoes, inside decorations and things, in pockets of clothes.

A year later he was still finding q-tips in everything. Probably still is.