Welcome to this Census Results! I will be one of your devilishly handsome hosts accompanied by the slightly insane and kind of a jerk Vivi22! We will be doing our best to point out the fact that you are all smurfing idiots and that the Census should consist only of our answers because you have forfeited your right to an opinion!

Join us for this adventure which could take anywhere from an hour to a year to finish! The first revelation will be momentarily. Strap yourselves in, wipe the dribble off your chins and let's get ready to rumble!