Census Results - Get your slack asses in here.

[Jiro]

Favourite Job

My favourite job is telling you guys that you're all idiots. It's a thankless job, and it pays absolutely nothing, but the warm fuzzy feeling you get from telling the truth all day just makes it worth it. Can't ask for much more than that, can you? Well you can, but that's because you're greedy smurfwits who aren't satisfied with the simple things in life. I ought to drop you in the middle of the outback and see how long you lasted. smurfin' mongs.

One Pointers

• Lady Luck
• Ravager
• Black Mage
• Archer/Ranger
• White Mage
• Monks
• Berserker
• Samurai
• Mime
• Dark Knight

It's a sad day when I realise I recognised most of these from Final Fantasy X-2 and, you know, not the original games, or even the games with the best incarnation. I have failed you as a Census host. But at least I'm still more right than you. Zing! I wonder what some of our voters said...

wait what?

Yeah you would, Peegee, you would.

Waterslide Tester

...Are you smurfing kidding me. Did anybody take this thing seriously?

Probably Dark Knights which is why I'm a bit happy they've gained a bit of resurgence in the franchise the last decade. Powerful attacks, sometimes excellent debuff abilities and some awesome designs make them a favorite of mine.

Thank smurf for Wolf Kanno. Look, not only is he not being a complete waste of oxygen, he's also being a positive use of it too. See how he explains his answer? IT GIVES ME SOMETHING TO DO OTHER THAN TWIDDLE MY smurfING THUMBS AND SING STUPID JINGLES ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO PAINT YOU ALL IN GASOLINE.

Third Place (2)
Two tied for third. A familiar story. Look at it this way though; at least we got people to agree, again. Which means their answers - albeit it probably lonely without any smurfING JUSTIFICATION - were not nonsense little smart alec quips to try and make them feel better than us. Maybe, just maybe, if somebody like Quin read the Census results and laughed to himself as he posted would it be a successful. But I feel I speak for both myself and Vivi22 here when I say being funny will not earn our respect, but instead a nice death stare, a target on your back and a flower van parked outside your house just waiting for you to be alone. Oh, the results. Right. First we have the very phallic Dragoon. See the way he jumps up and then comes down dealing impressive damage? Yeah that innuendo was probably a 6/10 for effort alone.

Lancer/Dragoon, I just love to jump on enemies and avoid some damage. Especially with the Blood Spear.

In other words, "I'm a pussy." Yep. I bet you voted Hide as the most useful skill as well.

The other tied for third is the Red Mage. Pretty baller. Even more impressive if you follow Captain Maxx Power's route, but sadly that is not available to us. Simply, the Red Mage is better than all other magics and fighters put together into one neat package with maximum style. You know it. The only comment was "versatility" and I just... it's too much effort to scroll up, see who wrote it, get the quote tags out and all that jazz. You know who you are.

First Place (3)
We got a tie for first too buckarinos. Can you guess what they are? Go on, I'll give you three guesses. Wrong, Wrong, that one is right, Wrong. Bad luck. Well you all know that the Ninja is up in there for a win. Why? Because it's the ninja. If it doesn't win, then something went terribly awry. They have this thing called the "secret ninja" at one of the weekly poker matches I play and I always argue the point: if a ninja is not secret, what is he? NOT A smurfING NINJA.

I'm going to say Ninja. I love throwing things, dual wielding swords/daggers is kind of cool, and being able to use abilities that may let you dodge attacks is pretty useful. Plus they get nifty pajamas.

The Ninja of FFTA had incredibly speed, agility, and the ability to dual wield weapons for strong damage. In addition, they also had the ability to cast some magic like skills which dealt some small damage as well as causing status effects on the enemy.

Jiro and Vivi22: Carrying the team since well before 2012.

Here we go. Last but clearly not least because he's tied for first place is the Blue Mage. smurfing shoulda seen that one coming with the popularity of Blue Magic earlier, hey. smurfing oath it's a top notch class or something. I dunno. At least they got some top getups too.

Blue Mage. Can hold it's own with a sword, wears better armor than most other mages, and Blue Magic is generally a bag of tricks that has any spell you need for a given situation.

Dunno that sounds like a Red Mage to me bro.

Blue Mage, cause he can (usually) fill every other role.

Yeah that sounds like a Red Mage ey. So uh I guess the Red Mage is the official winner or something?