Census Results - Get your slack asses in here.

[Jiro]

How many dudes you know roll like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Uh huh, uh huh, I don't know, any body.

This is it. The final one. Let's get it on.

Least Favourite Optional Boss

Yeah, let's end it on a negative note because you're all smurfing dicks.

One Pointers

• Gigantuar
  
• Dark Aeons
  
• FFXIII Mark Hunts
• Mage Masher
• Dynamus-Valkerium
  
• Omega
• Wutai Masters
• Omega Weapon (FFX)
• Lunasaur
• Jumbo Cactuar
• Omega Weapon (VIII)
  
• Ultima WEAPON
  
• Penance
  
• Yiazmat

Anything from FF13. Honorable mentions also go out to any that are missable.

Why the hate, man?

Gigantuar

Great explanation. Great. Thank you. So much.

Mage Master in FF VI, after climbing the stairs of Fanatic's Tower for an hour and reaching the top, I got owned by this guy when he cast Ultima... I defeated him later when I cast Life3 on all of my party members....

Yeah Mage Masher is a bit of a right royal .

The boss of Dynamis-Valkurm in FFXI. Forget the name but it's a marlboro with an AOE INSTANT DEATH ATTACK. Can waste your entire alliance with one attack (used randomly) basiclly meaning the last two hours you spent farming to pop it were wasted.

Can't say I've heard of 'im but I'll take your word for it.

Ultimate WEAPON (VII). Just come at me bro.

NO YOU COME AT ME.

Yiazmat, no, I am not going to spend 3+ hours of my life whacking a million hp monster, The fact I can leave and save between life bars just shows how utterly stupid and tedious this boss fight is. I wish we got the International Zodiac Job versions because then the ultimate boss fight would be souped up versions of the Five Judges.

Nobody should spend 3+ hours on a single fight. Are you sure you're not just trout at this game?

First Place (2)
We've got a tie here. The only two bosses to get a second vote come out on top. Goddamn. Congrats Deathgaze and Ruby WEAPON who are only slightly hated. And well done to the four people who voted and managed to give me absolutely nothing to work with. You're all rubbish. I hate you. smurfing knobjockeys.

So that brings us to the long awaited conclusion to this EoFF Census. I hope you've enjoyed it because I have struggled to put up with your stupid responses and lack of any justifiable responses.

[Raistlin]

Alexander, Odin, and Bahamut are all great recurring summons.

For the last question, I have to second both the FFXIII mark hunts (which were just endless repeats of the same handful of monsters) and Yiazmat, where tedium was substituted for difficulty.

[Loony BoB]

I don't even remember what I put for half of this stuff.

[Jiro]

Is that a thinly veiled complaint that we took too long? Because I will sic Vivi22 onto you and he will enjoy it

[Loony BoB]

No, just trying to remember where my vote went.

Although now that you mention it I am a little bit of a whiny little chocobitch who has a tendency to forget that he is the absolute king of long, drawn out revelations...

[Loony BoB]

Last edited by Jiro. Caught!

[Jiro]

I wanted you to know it was me. I did this to you. Remember that.