Why do you get up in the morning?

[blackmage_nuke]

I'm probably going to get a bunch of 'because of my alarm clock' answers (or different variations of that),

Because I have to pee

Also get more money, to have enough food to survive another dream session. If i could sleep all the time I would

[Hollycat]

Because it's either get up and get out or go to the hospital.

[Cuchulainn]

work, cocaine & minge

[Shlup]

I don't get up in the morning. Except to pee.

[Shattered Dreamer]

Why do I get up in the morning? Well:

To turn my internship into a proper paying job
Because 20% body fat is no where near low enough
To convince somebody close I deserve a second chance
Because I haven't found a way to chase my dreams from under my duvet yet!

[Faris]

I'm not dead yet so I should wake up in the morning because of that.

[Miss Lady Shelly]

To go to work while doing other work.

[ReloadPsi]

I got really fat while I was at uni so I get up to stop feeling like a slob.

[theundeadhero]

because if I don't I will eventually go to jail.

when i'm me or whatever[...]

What about when you're not you?

[krissy]

the wind in the trees calls me
the songs of the birds and the whispers of the rivers
the hum of the mountains wakes my heart
and i stand and walk to the bathroom and pee and fart to start my morning

[Tigmafuzz]

I now have a new reason to get up in the morning. As smurfing sad as it may be. It's this thing that I'm pretty sure is referred to by others as "love." Maybe you've heard of it. It's pretty damn great.

[CimminyCricket]

The same reason I wake up every morning, Trumpet Thief. To try and take over the world.

[Trumpet Thief]

The same reason I wake up every morning, Trumpet Thief. To try and take over the world.

This post wins.

[Sylvie]

i'm really into snoozing

[Zeldy]

because society dictates that I have to