this is part of the reason I don't want to wake upOriginally Posted by Zeldy
this is part of the reason I don't want to wake up
Hate. Hate gets me up in the morning. If I don't, the slines win.
Within the first 15 or 20 minutes of waking up, I usually actually feel depressed, hateful, and self-destructive. I think this applies to most people, but when my life is stressful, I tend to wake up thinking about suicide. And it's honest for 15 minutes, then I end up shifting into gear where I wonder why the hell I would consider such a thing. Does this happen to anyone else?
No.
That's because you feel the water more than I do.
I do not understand "feel the water." Is this a euphemism for masturbation?
It was something, that's for sure.
Well there's something I've been doing wrong for a while
there was a picture here
Come back into my arms.[strike]And I just want someone to pull me away and torture me, and[/strike]
The first paragraph is a good way of describing the feeling I had when I woke up every morning in high school, suicidal thoughts included.
Just because...
I get up out of bed very early so the darn dog won't pee on me or the bed.
Is your dog R. Kelly?
He said the bed, not the closet.Is your dog R. Kelly?
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
R. Kelly peed on a young woman and recorded it.
Lately Eo
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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