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    Wish 1: The ability to create any type of food within 5 seconds of wanting to do so.
    Wish 2: Complete control over the entire food industry. ie I am the sole manufacturer of food.
    Wish 3: Food replaces money as the worldwide currency.

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    Hot wings, Tacos, and Pizza

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    I wish I had an orange for a head.


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    to never have to say "damn, i'm out of nutella" again.

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    I wish for a machine that could make any food I wanted from nothing, but with 0 calories, fat, or carbs

    same thing with drinks.
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    I would personally attend each meal you consumed just so I could watch you die eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    I would personally attend each meal you consumed just so I could watch you die eventually.
    Nutrient pills.
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    Sorry, there are not many pills, if any, that provide enough calories for you to not die.

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    I can eat other things too, it's just that I can eat unlimited potato casserole and stromboli from the machine.
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    I can control things like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sylvie View Post
    I can control things like that.
    You can make me infinite stromboli without literally turning me into stromboli?
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    No, I can make sure that you only eat what you get out of the machine.

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    How about the machine automatically dispenses food that not only tastes just how you like, but matches your exact dietary requirements without so much as an ounce of thought on your part.

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    Also, I'd like that gum from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that tastes like you're eating a three-course meal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    How about the machine automatically dispenses food that not only tastes just how you like, but matches your exact dietary requirements without so much as an ounce of thought on your part.
    Best answer in the thread.

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