The Food Genie
The Food Genie is here to make all of your food-related wishes come true.
The first thing I ask for is for things like bagels and fresh berries to last more than five seconds without going bad.
The second thing I ask for is an unlimited supply of Strawberry Pretzel Cake.
Third, I wish for (SPOILER)more (SPOILER)Strawberry Pretzel Cake
How about you guys?
I would wish that I could conjure any food I want, in any quantity, at any time.
Then for telekinetic control over all food.
Then for the ability to safely eat absolutely anything.
Your move genie, I've just loopholed my way into godlike powers.
I want sushi.
Supper on demand.
An instantly stocked pantry when i think of something I want to make.
That spoil thing Pike said.
Signature by rubah. I think.
This.Originally Posted by Sylvie
Unlimited amounts of this and every curry ever.
I want Jiro's meat pies.
I want Aurelio's Pizza on demand. That's what I want. No one can stop me.
I would wish for Piccolo to come back to life and then wish him to Namek, and I would use the last wish for a magic plate that makes any food I am currently craving appear on it. Nice and practical.
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streme Wheelie
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Honesty I just wish cooking didn't take so long.
Yeah, MILF's pretty much covered all the bases.
Food is one of the five principal exceptions to Gamp's Law of elemental transfiguration.
I wouldn't ask for anything too outlandish. In fact, I only need one wish: Replicators.
Actually, make it two wishes. Wouldn't want to forget the fusion reactors to power them.
Third wish for trouts and giggles: None of the replicators are programmed with the appropriate pattern for canola or other vegetable oils. Better off without them.
Just... everything zero calories. All of it.
That's an uncomfortable way to die.
I still have two more wishes. I can change it back whenever I want.
Why would you want zero calorie food in the first place?
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