I also impulsively eat sushi because I, too, think sushi is the best thing.

I love dynamite rolls, gator rolls, spicy salmon rolls... there are a lot of rolls I've tried but I hardly remember the names of them. I just know that $70 of sushi is just as immoral and financially unhealthy as taking a nice big f**king relaxing dose of H right in front of some little baby and it's new mommy, and that's an intravenous affair that I will have.